He's Just A Scientist - Connie Francis
(Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) (Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) He don't play football, golf, or guitar He's never been on Bandstand, Sullivan, or Parr He's just not important, 'cause he ain't a star (He's just a scientist) He just fools around with bottles and tubes (He's just a scientist) He's so square, he's a cube (He's just a scientist) Big thick glasses And he's bald (He's just a scientist) Ah that's all All the games are won by big and brawny half-backs And marshals find out rustlers by their horses' tracks But who's gonna get us to the moon and back? (He'll be a scientist) I think it's inhumane (Hey, just a scientist) Sendin' those poor little monkeys up in that thing (Yeah, just a scientist) I think there oughta be a law There oughta be a law (He's just a scientist) That's all Everybody's flippin' over Fabian Or Frankie Avalon But nobody ever seems to give a flip Over Dr. Werner von Braun ('cause he's just a scientist) He's nobody's fool (He's just a scientist) Workin' on that slide rule (He's just a scientist) He's big and tall (He's just a scientist) Ah that's all Now all that we remember is a Thunderbird That knocked us out and made us go But we done forgot about the polio shot Invented by Dr. Salk ('cause he's just a scientist) That's somethin I've got to get (He's just a scientist) I ain't got mine yet, either (He's just a scientist) But I guess we can wait till fall (He's just a scientist) Ah that's all (Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) He's just a scientist (Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) He's just a scientist (Repeat and fade)
Artist: Connie Francis
Title: He's Just A Scientist