High School - Off By One

Did you hear that Mikey kissed a girl?
Could it be your girlfriend 
Or some other stupid ho?
Did you hear that Timmy shaved his hair 
How much do you bet Jane's not wearing underwear?
Her IQ is smaller that her skirt 
She pretends she wants it 
But she is just a flirt 
Joey slept with Susan and now they're going out 
Get ready cause 
This is high school 

Passing notes about what happened Saturday night 
Is it possible that there could be a fight 
Meet at the oak tree approximately 3 p.m.
I will beat your ass 
Cause now you're in high school 
Now you're in high school 

Oh how we love these high school days 
Don't want to leave wish we could stay 
I'll really miss those cheerleaders 
They are the highlight of my year 
Did you hear about how Mr. Halls 
Turns his back to the class 
So he can scratch his balls 
Susan's dumping Joey 
She says he sucks in bed 
But not as good as she does 
This is high school