Hooray For Hollywood - Doris Day

Hooray for Hollywood 
That screwy, ballyhooey Hollywood 
Where any office boy or young mechanic
Can be a panic, with just a goodlooking pan 
Where any barmaid can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan 
Hooray for Hollywood
Where you're terrific, if you're even good 
Where anyone at all from tv's Lassie
To Monroe's chassis is equally understood 
Go out and try your luck, you might be Donald Duck 
Hooray for Hollywood
Hooray for Hollywood
That phoney, super coney  Hollywood
They come from Chillicothes and Padukahs
With their bazookas  to get their names up in lights 
All armed with photos from local rotos 
With their hair in ribbons and legs in tights
Hooray for Hollywood
You may be homely in your neighborhood
But if you think that you can  be actor
See Mr. Factor, he'd make a monkey look good 
With a half an hour, you'll look like Tyrone Power 
Hooray for Hollywood