Hot Dog Song - Arrogant Worms

Everybody loves hot dogs
Even pasty Hippies
'Cause its hard to beat a tube of meat
But now a question hits me
What the hell's in
A hot dog
I shouldn't ask maybe
'Cause I don't know any animals that grow cylindricaly
So have a hot dog on me my friends
It's made out of animal odds and ends
Have a hot dog on me my friends
It's the particle board of meat
Its good to reuse and recycle
The unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross
Yet after they're proccesed
Are such a delicious treat
That the children eat them 'til they're queasy
Because they love the taste
Of sodium phosphate
And iridorbate
Soy protein
And Sodium nitrate
So have a hot dog on me my friends
It's made out of animal odds and ends
Have a hotdog on me my friends
Its the praticle board of meat
May or may not contain
Chicken and, or
Pork and, or
Meat
So have a hot dog on me my friends
Don't think 'bout the parts from the pigs rear end
Have a hot dog on me my friends
Its the particle board
The particle board
The board particle
Off mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat