Hot For Teacher - Van Halen

“Oh wow, man !”

“Wait a second man. Whaddaya think the teacher’s gonna look like this year ?”

“My butt, man !”

T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don’t you see ?

Don’t wanna be no uptown fool.

Maybe I should go to hell, but I’m doin’ well, teacher needs to see me after school. 

I think of all the education that I missed.

But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,

I’m hot for teacher.

I got it bad, so bad,

I’m hot for teacher. 

“Hey, I heard you missed us, we’re back !”

“I brought my pencil”

“Gimme something to write on, man”

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.

I know about this school.

Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?

How did you know that golden rule ? 

“Oh man, I think the clock is slow”

“I don’t feel tardy”

“Class dismissed”