House of Wonders - Insane Clown Posse
(Violent J) So there you are, you're sittin' there, just kinda chillin' A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dylan The 90210 bitch with the funny hair So I'm gonna change a few things around, here and there Start with your eyes, I pluck 'em both out your head And pull your balls out your sack and stick 'em there instead Then I snap off your toes and stick 'em in your nose And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows You're almost ready, gotta fix you for the show tonight But your lips, man, to me, they just don't look right They could be a little fatter, even more So fuckin' fat that your lip is draggin' on the floor Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out And tack a sign on it, tellin' what you're all about Set you up, 'cuz now you're ready, so open up the door 'Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show (Chorus x 2) Carnival thrills Carnival shows Carnival excites you Carnival kills (Ahh, ooh, ahh, ohh) Another freak show for the jugga-lugga-lo So there you are, come on in, chickie, wow! Ain't you a pretty? I think I'll start with the sillicone that's in your titty I'll pull it out and put it in your forehead and cheek So now, you look like the elephant bitch freak Don't try to run, chickie-poo, I'm just gettin' started I'll beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded Remember that ugly girl you laughed at at the prom? Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom You came to do the starin', but it's you they're starin' at I'll stuff you full of chili-cheese dogs to make you fat Then I'll stretch your fuckin' lips and stick 'em in your ear So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear I shave you bald, and glue your titty on the top And then I spit on your nipple until you drop Hey! Almost ready? Jumpsteady, open the door 'Cuz at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show (chorus x 2) "Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!! "Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!! "Oh, oh, oh my God!!!!! "Oh my God!!!!!" (chorus until end)
Artist: Insane Clown Posse
Title: House of Wonders