How Do Ya'll Know - Harry Connick, Jr.

Standin' on top of my hill
How do ya'll know what it feels like
How can you tell me to make my bed
When I sleep on the ground
How can you say that you like my noise
When I haven't made a sound
I like peace time better than war
Spendin' my money in the candy store
I like makin' angels on the shore
How do ya'll know

Floatin' on my cloud
How do ya'll know what it feels like
Yellin your sermon from the bottom of a glass
'Cause you know how it's done
Tellin' me the troubles of the promised land
When I'm in it just for fun
I like to eat my pie before my meal
Make a snake with an orange peel
Say my prayers before I kneel
How do ya'll know

When I was walkin' past your house
I didn't see nobody home
Ya'll musta been out buyin' gold
When I was polishin' chrome
Ridin' in my spaceship
How do ya'll know what it feels like
What makes you think you can navigate
When you don't know where I'm flyin
Tellin' me the facts about what I say
When you don't even know if I'm lyin'

I like to wear white in the wintertime
Pay my penance before the crime
Have my reason without the rhyme
But how do ya'll know