I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None Of My Jellyroll - Bobby Darin

Johnny:
I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll...

Bobby:
How 'bout your short'ning bread?

Johnny:
Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul...

Bobby:
I guess that's what you said.

Johnny:
My ma told me today
When she went away...

Bobby:
To buy groceries.

Johnny:
To be a good boy
She'd give me a toy
'cause I'm my mama's
Pride and joy.

There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hangin' 'round...

Bobby:
Maybe I'm waiting' on your ma.

Johnny:
You don't know my ma
She'd really put you down...

Bobby:
Put me down?

Johnny:
Ma's bakin' up a storm
And her oven is still warm.
I know you want it
But you can't have it
And I ain't gonna give you none.

Bobby:
You dirty boy!

I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll...

Johnny:
Oh, ... Such a stingy chap!

Bobby:
I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul...

Johnny:
How 'bout a zuzu snap?

Bobby:
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine.
But I'm tellin' you twice
You can't get a slice
Unless you're extra special nice.

Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hangin' 'round...

Johnny:
Oh, ... Pretty please!

Bobby:
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah, ... My jellyroll is sweet...

Johnny:
That it is!

Bobby:
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it...

Johnny:
But, they can't have it...

Both:
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!

Johnny:
Dibs on the dishpan.

Bobby:
I got seconds.