A picture frame falls down
On the inside of my mind
I'm so fucking forgetful
I forget things all the time
It comes from too much drinking
And years of smoking weed
And it's a bad side of my personality
Well I'm not sure if you've noticed
But my voice is real fucked up
It comes from talking too much shit
And shouting way too much
I'm going deaf in my left ear
Because I like my music loud
So turn it up now sister
'Cos I love that fucking sound
Well if I can do a cartwheel
Then it means that I ain't old
But I just turned 28
And I'm already going bald
I will not let it get me down
I just won't let it bother me
I carry on regardless
And I'll be my own worst enemy
So I'm rowing with the missus
And I punched the bedroom wall
I don't know what came across me
It's not like me at all
I just got really angry
And I can't work out why
We'll blame it on the Charlie
That we did last night
But I'll give her a cuddle
And we'll make love on the sofa
And everything'll be okay
If I tell her that I love her
And just because we've settled down
Don't mean we're getting bored
There's a whole fucking world
For us to explore
Well if I can do a cartwheel
Then it means that I ain't old
But I just turned 28
And I'm already going bald
I will not let it get me down
I just won't let it bother me
I carry on regardless
And I'll see you all at Glastonbury