I Am The (res)erection - Robbie Williams

Yoko's cutting keys in Soho
I've been there and I should know oh face it
I'll stick up for auntie Sally
Worzel's just a dirty scally fragrant
Mia Farrow's patching marrows down at the place where all the face fit
Robin Cousins doing dozens on a little pudding so he rakes it

I'm the reserection
I may steal your soul
I am very evil
I live for rock and roll

Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie up a pole in Tallahassee hates it
Norris McWhirter's doing furters in a little place how's he fake it
It's another appetiser I can go and buy a Tizer laced fit
I don't know where I've been but I know where I've been is near a lake

I'm an erection
I may steal your soul
I am very evil
I live for rock and roll