Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword
You cannot afford, 'ford
'Ford my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca-ca-ca-canna, canna
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword
Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write-off!
Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Ha!
I Can Swing My Sword One Time
I Can Swing It Up And Down
I Can Swing It Round And Round
Swing Swing Swing Swing
I Can Swing My Sword Two Times
I Can Swing It Left And Right
I Can Swing It Side To Side
Swing Swing Swing Swing
I can swing my sword, sword
'Cause I am the lord, lord
Lord of diamond swords