I Cannot Dance Tonight (Because I'm Southern Baptist) - Mark Lowry

I cannot dance tonight
Like any other night
Because I'm Southern Baptist
I cannot bust a groove
I swear that I can't move
Because I'm Southern Baptist
I can't swing to anything
Or tango
Can't rock and Roll or Twist and Shout
No swaying with the band
Can't go to Disney Land
I cannot dance, dance, dance tonight.