I Don't Dance - Jo Davidson

music and lyrics by jo davidson

He said let's go out for drinks 
And we'll talk some business 
I was young I didn't think 
and the next thing I knew 
I was driving his Rolls Royce
trying to keep him off my dress 
I'd never been in a Rolls Royce
but I wasn't impressed 

Can't you tell
I don't dance well 
no I don't dance oh I don't dance no 
I don't dance well 

I kept bringing up his wife 
and I told him I went to church 
he said oh that's very nice 
then the waiter brought our food 
I was hungry so I ate 
then I said it's getting late
and I wish you'd take me home
but he wanted to dance 

Can't you tell 
I don't dance well 
I don't dance oh I don't dance
oh I don't dance well
when I hate the music 
when I hate the song
turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa 

I was fired soon after (bummer) 
And my boyfriend was so mad 
I collected my two weeks pay 
and that was the end of that 

can't you tell I don't dance well
I don't dance oh I don't dance oh I don't dance well 
when I hate the music 
when I hate the song 
turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa 
cause I don't dance 
for just anyone.