I Don't Have A Job - Majestic Twelve

Monday morning, no storm warning 
Hop into the boat we bring our water stuff and beer 
Jump a wave or two and then 
Waterbomb some fishermen 
Raise up the pirate flag, hit 'em where it hurts 
Eat crustaceans, greet some Haitians 
Overrun an oil rig, it's really big, and now it's ours! 
We got our own country now, who cares about the Dow? 
We're printing our own money, we got everything we need 
And I don't have a job 
I just drink beer and play guitar 
So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs 
'Cause I don't have a job 
Next day, Tuesday, think I wanna snooze day 
But Alex and Joey have a better idea 
Camcorder living large, batteries are fully charged 
Time to make a movie so we call up all our friends 
Fake blood, costumes, naked butts and air balloons 
Santa Claus, Gumby, we shoot it downtown 
Twinkledoon'll edit it, fix a drink and soon forget 
Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Jagermeister, Yeah! 
I don't have a job 
I just drink beer and play guitar 
So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs 
'Cause I don't have a job 
Wednesday, can't slip, hump day road trip 
Pile into our cars and go investigate the world 
Misdemeanors on the run, fireworks and bubblegum 
We don't need an interstate 
It's backroads all the way 
Look for future spouses, cool abandoned houses 
Eat a picnic, climb a tree, feed some ducks 
Always travel randomly, never know what we might see 
Buy a map to figure out just where the hell we are 
And I don't have a job 
I just drink beer and play guitar 
So don't get mad if I don't care if you don't like my songs 
'Cause I don't have a job 
I don't have a job 
I just drink beer and play guitar 
I'm 100 proof and my old roof 
Can withstand these hurricane blows 
Any rain and thunder that I'm under's 
Only gonna wet my clothes 
I dance and smile and all the while 
Watch my garden as she grows 
Hell yeah, I don't have a job