I Don't Know A Thing - Andy Griggs

Black smoke rolling from my old Rambler 
I pulled into Joe’s Auto Supply 
Desperate for some kind of answer 
Ol’ Joe, he’s a friend of mine 
I said, “Hey Joe I’ve got a problem” 
And I told him about what you had done 
He looked at me and he shook his head 
And said sorry I can’t help you son 
I can fix your carburetor 
I can rebuild your alternator 
I can change the plugs 
I can change the wires 
Replace all four bald tires 
I’ve got a warehouse full of parts 
But I don’t know a thing about a broken heart 

So I went down to ol’ Doc Miller’s 
I told the nurse he just had to see me 
He took me in when he heard me tell her 
This was an emergency 
I said, “Oh Doc, she really hurt me” 
And then my tears fell like rain 
He said I’ve had at least a million patients 
But never one in so much pain 
I could write you a prescription 
Give you a straight shot of penicillin 
I could run a hundred different tests 
Or put a stethoscope to your chest 
And if it stops I’ll give you CPR 
But I don’t know a thing about a broken heart 
No, I don’t know a thing about a broken heart 
Lord, I don’t know a thing about a broken heart