I Hate Big Butts - Weird Al Yankovic

I like small butts and i cannot lie
You Honkeys can't deny
When i girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face i get sick
Cause i like a toothpick, I'll beat that booty with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearin, her pants they're almost tearin
No baby i want a flat booty, that's tuity fruity
The honkeys tried to warn me that butt you've got is 'Oh so corny'
Oh chicken smoothskin you say you wanna get in my olds
Well peck me peck me caus you aint that average chickadee
Hell with romancin, i'll take her wallet dancin
Rich, bitch i'll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme
If you ask me what my flavour is i'll tell you it's vanilla icecream
So honkeys 'Yeah' honkys 'Yeah' does you girlfriend have a derriair
Well shrink it, shrink it, so i can get right down and dink it
Baby got jack
'White honkys with the real small booty white honkys with the real small booty'
Baby got jack
'White honkys with the real small booty white honkys with the real small booty'
I like em flat and small and when i'm in the mall i just can't help myself i'm doin the dog pound call 'Woof woof woof woof'
Don't like a sister, who farts while playin twister, i wish those beans did miss her
Even uncle ben would fester
I like my bootys real slender, and tender and if i see a big booty, i'll put it in the blender don't wanna re-offend her
i get into my Honda, what the hell is an anaconda?
All i know is i like jane fonda's, better than yulanda's
Baby got jack
'White honkys with the real small booty white honkys with the real small booty'