I Hate... Poem - 10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair 
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots 
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me rhyme 

I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie 
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry 

I hate the way you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call 
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you 
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all .