I Remember Larry - Weird Al Yankovic

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door 
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown 
Like the time he pulled my pants off 
And he took those color pictures 
And posted copies all over town 
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn 
Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn 
What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around 
Boy, what a joker 
What a funny, funny guy 
I'll never forget about Larry 
No matter how I try 

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo 
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap 
And filled my toothpaste tube up glue 
All those wedgies he gave 
All those shoestrings he tied 
All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside 
Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you 

Boy, what a joker 
What a funny, funny guy 
I'll never forget about Larry 
No matter how I try 

You know I couldn't help but laugh 
Even though he treated me like slime 
Remember when he cut my car in half? 
Well, he really got me good that time! 

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house 
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag 
Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest 
And stuffed him in a big plastic bag 
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say 
But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today 
He would have to agree with me 
It was a pretty good gag 

Oh boy, what a joker 
What a funny, funny guy 
I'll never forget about Larry 
No matter how I try 
Oh boy, what a joker 
What a funny, funny guy 
I'll never forget about Larry 
No matter how I try 
No matter how I try 

Oh, I remember Larry