I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson - Will Smith
Hey, hey Leroy, Leroy Yeah Did you, did you hear about that boy Mike Tyson? Mike, Mike Tyson he's the boy That played football from Montreal ain't he? No no you old coop, he a, he a boxer man Yeah Let me tell ya, I went to his fight a couple months ago I seen him hit this boy and he hit the boy so hard His head flew off into the eighteenth row They had to get his head out of the eighteenth row I was in Jeff's crib one night about eight And we were watchin'a couple of Mike Tyson fight tapes Jeff was like Man, you see how hard Mike's punchin'? Come on Jeff the other guy was just lungin' Left, right, left, right, another K.O If that was me I'd a been okay though The very next day I gave Russell a ring With J.L. and Omar we all called don king I said, "Yeah, don I got a problem" Tell 'em Prince Yeah what's up? What you sayin'? You tryin' to solve 'em? Forget the small talk let's get to the nitty gritty Me and Mike, two months, trump, Atlantic city Yo, you got this you gonna bust dude up Yeah, you can be my trainer Word up? I'm rough like a freight train smooth like ice And yo Jeff, straight up, I think I can beat Mike Tyson Man, you can beat him man, you can beat him man Yo man, word up Yo I put on a couple of pounds man we can do this You can do it Extra, extra read all about it, you just Fresh Prince challenges iron Mike Tyson to a fight Ah he's crazy Ain't that the boy who knocked the guy's head in the fifthteen row? Hey Leroy, you read the paper? That boy done lost his man There was press conference to see what training I was doing Before then I had never heard reporters booing Cameras flashing I was in the middle I didn't wanna look dumb so I exagerrated a little I said uh I been training 20 hours a day Lifting big old cars and big bails of hay That's what he's doin' And I run 10,000 miles every morning Thinkin' about Mike and my moment of glory Tell 'em more I drink water 20 gallons a pop And I can throw a Volkswagon a whole half block He can do it too And 4 million sit ups in a minute I ain't lying I did it He done it The general public thought I was a fool I was gettin' dissed but I guess that was cool Well you know gettin' dissed is never good But I was even gettin' dissed in my old neighborhood I was at the corner at the top of my block There was a couple of people standing outside of the barber shop It was Lawrence, my barber, and Franny He yelled out Hey, Prince, you can win I said, "Really" and I stopped to chat You could beat him man, if you hit him wit a bat Ha ha, you gon' get whipped But can I have your shoes when he break your neck? Everybody was laughin' out loud I thought at least my own grandma would be proud I went to her house and snuck in to surprise her I heard her on the phone A thousand bucks on Tyson It's fight day and man am I hyped Woah I can't wait to see Mike Boy I'm hyped ready to be my thing Trump castle casino In this corner weighing in At a mere 165 pounds, the lighting rodent The Fresh Prince And in this corner The heavyweight champion of the world Iron Mike Tyson I came out hustling sliding and grabbing Slippin' and dippin' hustlin' and jabbin' For a second I looked good out there But then Mike brought to reality my worst nightmare One punch, that's all it took He hit me in my ribs and my insides shook Now how can I say this and be a little discreet Let's just say that my bowels released I called timeout and went back to my corner Said to my coach, "Ain't no way I'm goin'" The hell back out there, man you can't forget it My body's like a punchin' bag and Mike is gonna hit it They tried to make me go meet my doom But I sucker punched my coach and hauled to my dressing room The next day the headline in the town Fresh Prince breaks camp, Tyson wins first round Some fool asked why I ran away I said, "A good run is better than a bad stand any day" My career is over as far as fightin' But I don't know what made me think I can beat Mike Tyson Hey Leroy Yeah Did you see the fight? Did you see the fight? The, the, the football player? No the boxer, come on man I was at the fight last night I paid four hundred and seventy fo' thousand dollars for my ticket right Ah, you weren't at no fight I seen you around here last night And the boy the boy ran out the ring You always lying I ain't lying You lie to your grandkids I seen it Mike Tyson punched the boy in his ribs, and his leg fell off You been lying ever since you was a little kid His leg fell off and it fell over You always lying And it knocked the HBO cameraman's camera fell out his hand I said, goddamn, I couldn't believe it Leroy You shoulda been there, you definetly shoulda been there I was right next to you playin' checkers
Artist: Will Smith