I'd Love To Knock The Hell Out Of You - Hank Williams Jr.

Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you 
And if you keep messin around I'm going to
So if you're looking for trouble 
Tell you what you do
Come over and get the shit knocked out of you 

Now I have always been a peaceful man
But I get hostile if you screw up my plans
Do unto others as you like done to you
Believe me brother that is the golden rule 

I've been through windows, doors, tv's, and chairs
But I never let go
And I pulled out most of their hair 
Now I've mellowed a lot since then 
So it takes two seconds
For me to knock the hell right out of you

Oh I'd love to knock the hell out of you 
And if you keep pushin my button I'm going to
So if you're looking for trouble 
Tell you what you do
Come over and get some shit knocked out of you 

Now ladies and gentelmen 
I know that David Allen Coe thought he had the Perfect Country and Western song
But you don't have to talk about 
Drinking, or prison, or dying, or divorce
All you have to talk about is 
The basic deep down human emotion 
We all feel inside
That's why this is the 
Perfect Country and Western Song 
Cause I'd love to knock the hell right out of you

Yes sir right away!