If I Had A $1000000 - Barenaked Ladies

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile) 
If I had a 1,000,000, I'd buy your love 

If I had a 1,000,000 
I'd build a treefort in our yard 
If I had a 1,000,000 
You could help it wouldn't be that hard 
If I had a 1,000,000 
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Oooh all them crazy elephant bones) 
If I had a 1,000,000 I'd buy your love 

If I had a 1,000,000 
We wouldn't have to walk to the store 
If I had a 1,000,000 
We'd take a limousine cause it costs more 
If I had a 1,000,000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner 

(But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
Of course we would!  We'd just eat more...
And buy really expensive ketchups...like...Dijon Ketchup!  Mmmm...)

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
i'd buy you a green dress ( but not a real green dress that's cruel) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) 
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000) 
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?) 
If I had a 1,000,000 
If I had a 1,000,000 
If I had a 1,000,000 
If I had a 1,000,000...I'd be RICH!