If I Had A Rock Band - R.P.M.

So I lip-sync
In the mirror
You don’t think 
That’s a career
--I think you’re wrong
You say that this
Air guitar
Won’t make me 
A superstar 
--I say you’re wrong
--And I’ll prove you wrong

And the guitars in my head go…
And the voices in my head go…

CHORUS:

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND
Then I really can
Make my own kinda noise
IF I HAD A ROCK BAND
Then you’d understand
Why I’m so annoyed
IF I HAD A ROCK BAND 
That’s louder than
What you can withstand
Don’t give a damn
IF I HAD A ROCK BAND

You’re my un-fair
Weathered friend
If things are good 
You feel threatened
-- I think its wrong
You’re only up 
When I am down
But when I’m up 
You’re not around
-- And you say I’m wrong
-- But I’ll prove you wrong

And the guitars in my head go…
And the voices in my head go…
CHORUS:

I’m selling out 
Yelling about
Try to buy into you
I’m selling out
Because without 
You -what would I do 
I’m selling out 
Yelling about
Try to buy into you
I’m selling out
Because without 
There’s nothing to prove

If the guitars in my head go…
Would the voices in my head go 
Away…

IF I HAD A ROCK BAND
Then I really can
Make my own kinda noise
IF I HAD A ROCK BAND
Then you’d understand
Why I’m so annoyed
IF I HAD A ROCK BAND 
That’s louder than
What you can withstand
Don’t give a damn
If you don’t understand
Don’t give a damn
‘Cuz this is not who I am