If It Was'nae For Your Wellies - Billy Connolly

if it wisnae fur yer wellies 
wherewud you be?
you'd be in the hospital
or in firmary
cause you wid hive a dose o the flu
or even plurasie
if it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies!

Wellies they are wunderful
wellies they are swell
they keep out the watter
and they keep in the smell.
When your sittin in a room
you cin always tell when some
B***r take aff thur wellies