I'll Repair For You - Weird Al Yankovic

So you got dry rot and your water pressure's weak 
Your trash compactors broke, the roof has sprung a leak 
You just found out your toilet's over flowed 
And your smoke detector's smoking and your heater's gonna explode 
But...I'll repair for you(When the roof starts to fall) 
I'll repair for you  (All the cracks in your wall) I'll repair for you
(Every nail, bolt and screw) 
Your washer's busted and your faucet drips all night 
You got some termites with a healthy appetite 
Well have no fear, I'll patch up every hole 
And I'm licensed and I'm bonded, even se habla espanol 
So... I'll repair for you  (When your doorknob is loose) I'll repair for you 
(When your plunger's no use) I'll repair for you (With a caulk and hot glue) 
I am prepared to tackle, all kinds of paste and spackle 
You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour 
With stucco, bricks, and plaster, I am a Jedi master 
We'll help you through your crisis,Check out our low low prices too... yeah 
Your floors are sagging and your plumbing's shot 
But if you don't mind my hairy butt crack every time that I squat 
I'll repair for you, anything that you need 
I'll repair for you, and my word's guaranteed 
I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it tooI'll repair for you, I'll repair for you 
I'll repair for you, every nail, bolt and screw,