I'll Sue Ya - Weird Al Yankovic

I sued Taco Bell 
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas 
And I got fat! 

I sued Panasonic 
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave 
To dry off my cat 

Huh, I sued Earthlink 
'Cause I called them up 
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold 

I sued Starbucks 
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap 
And brrr, it was cold! 

I sued Toys'R'Us 
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball 
And nearly choked to death 

Ugh, I sued PetCo 
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter 
And now I got bad breath! 

I sued Coca-Cola, yo 
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle 
And it got stuck! 

I sued Delta Airlines 
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey 
I went there, and it sucked! 

Yeah!!! 

If you stand me up on a date 
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late 

I'm gonna sue, sue 
Yes, I'm gonna sue 
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do 
I'm gonna sue, sue 
Yes, I'm gonna sue 
Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! 

Ugh!! 

I sued Duracell 
They never told me not to shove that double-A 
Right up my nose 

I sued Home Depot 
'Cause they sold me a hammer 
Which they knew I might drop on my toes 

I sued Dell Computers 
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop 
Now it doesn't work 

I sued Fruit of the Loom 
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head 
I look like a jerk 

I sued Verizon 
'Cause I get all depressed 
Any time my cell phone is roaming 

I sued Colorado 
'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much 
Like Wyoming 

I sued Neiman Marcus 
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations 
Way out of season 

I sued Ben Affleck 
... 
Aw, do I even need a reason? 

Ugh! 

If I sprain my ankle 
While I'm robbing your place 

If I hurt my knuckles 
When I punch you in the face 

I'm gonna sue, sue 
Yes, I'm gonna sue 
Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do 
I'm gonna sue, sue 
Yes, I'm gonna sue 
Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you 

Ugh! 
Ugh! 
Ugh! 

I'll sue ya! 
I'll take all of your money 
I'll sue ya! 
If you even look at me funny 

I'll sue ya! 
I'll take all of your money 
I'll sue ya! 
If you even look at me funny 

I'll sue ya! 
I'll take all of your money 
I'll sue ya! 
If you even look at me funny 

I'll sue ya! 
I'll take all of your money 
I'll sue ya! 
If you even look at me funny 

I'll sue ya! 
Ha-ha ha ha-haa 
I'll sue ya! 
What'chall think of that? 

I'll sue ya! 
Ha-ha ha ha-haa 
Boo ya! 
I'll sue ya! 

Ugh!