I’m a Rat

NOFX

Album: I’m a Rat Durasi: 2:10

I'm a rat in a trap

And I'm happy about that

Because everyone believes that I was caught

Now they feel so good about themselves

'Cause they like to watch me suffer

Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior

I blamed it on my addiction to cheese

Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated

And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

I'm a rat and I don't wanna hear your sermon

I'm a vermin, and I'm always gonna gnaw on things

I know will aggravate you

I'm a rat acting like a good do'er

'Til I go back to my sewer

And ingest my chosen poisons

I'm a rat (ah)

And I put myself in that trap

'Cause I'm a rat who won't race your human races

I don't want the pole position

I won't live a competition

I'm a rat

Who figured out how to win without anybody losin'

Or at least not ever knowin'

They were beaten

'Cause I'm a rat

I'm a rat

And I put myself in that trap

And I'm happy about that