Im A Woman - Maria Muldaur

I'M A WOMANMaria Muldaur(Jerry Leiber & Mike Stoller)I can wash out forty-four pairs of socksAnd have them hangin out on the lineI can starch and iron two dozen shirtsBefore you can count from one to nineI can scoop up a great big dipper Full of lard from the drippin's canThrow it in the skillet, go out and do my Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan'Cause I'm a womanDouble U O M A NI'll say it againI can rub and scrub till this old house Is shinin like a dimeFeed the baby, grease the car and Powder my face at the same timeGet all dressed up, go out and swingTill four a.m. and thenLay down at five, jump up at six And start all over again'Cause I'm a womanDouble U O M A NI'll say it againIf you come to me sickly, you know I'm gonna make you wellIf you come to me hexed up, You know I'm gonna break the spellIf you come to me hungry, You know I'm gonna fill you full o' gritsIf it's lovin' you're lackin, I'll kiss youAnd give you the shiverin fits'Cause I'm a womanDouble U O M A NI'll say it againI can stretch a greenback dollar billFrom here to kingdom comeI can play the numbers, pay my billsAnd still end up with someI got a twenty dollar gold piece saysThere ain't nothin I can't doI can make a dress out of a feed bagAnd I can make a man out of you'Cause I'm a womanDouble U O M A NI'll say it again'Cause I'm a womanDouble U O M A NAnd that's all