I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - ICarly

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You are the girl that Ive been dreaming of
(Ever since) I was a little girl
You are the girl that Ive been dreaming of
(Ever since) I was a little girl

One!
Im biting my tongue
Two!
Hes kissing on you
Three!
Oh, why cant you see?
One! Two! Three! Four!

Blaine: The words on the streets and its on the news
Im not gonna teach him how to dance with you
Hes got two left feet and he bites my moves
Im not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!
The second I do, I know were gonna be through
Im not gonna teach him how to dance with you
Blaine: He dont suspect a thing, I wish hed get a clue
Im not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!

You are the girl that Ive been dreaming of
Ever since I was a little girl
You are the girl that Ive been dreaming of
Ever since, ever since!

One!
Im biting my tongue
Two!
Hes kissing on you, hey!
Three!
Oh, why cant you see?
Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

Blaine: The words on the streets and its on the news
Im not gonna teach him how to dance with you
Blaine: Hes got two left feet and he bites my moves
Im not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!
(Ah-ah-ah-ah!)
The second I do, I know were gonna be through
Im not gonna teach him how to dance with you
He dont suspect a thing, I wish hed get a clue
Im not gonna teach him how to dance, dance, dance, dance!

Oh-Oh! Dance!

One!
Two!
Three!
One! Two! Three! Four!

The words on the streets and its on the news
Im not gonna teach him how to dance with you (Ah-ah!)
Blaine: Hes got two left feet and he bites my moves
Im not gonna teach him how to (Not gonna teach him how to daaance, with you)
How to daaance, with you Oh,no,no! Im not gonna teach him how to Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance!