I'm Only Out For One Thang - Ice Cube

(Flavor Flav) 
Well two bees in a bucket 
Mother motherfuck it 
You either Flavor Flav it 
Or you Chuck Chuck Chuck it 
Kiss my ass or suck a D.I.C.  
K. stands for kill so don't fuck with me 
I fucked that lady in the bed 
I missed that pussy and I bust a spread 
I tried it again in a thumping wagon 
The bottom fell out and her ass started dragging 
Tried it again and I failed to grasp 
I missed that pussy and I bust my ass 
Then I fucked this lady in the tree 
The baby came out and said "Run-DMC" 

(Ice Cube) 
I knew this girl who looked just like you 
Light brown and a fly hair-do 
I wanted to do her, screw her 
So I stepped to her 
On-key bitch had more ass than a donkey 
I said you're the type of girl that I can't pass over 
Give me one chance and I'll bend your ass over 
Just call me the plumber at the end of the night 
Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe 
She didn't get offended it was splendid to me 
Cause mister nice guy is what I pretended to be 
I guess I just wine her and dine her 
And by the end of the night I'll be behind her 
Waxing that ass like Rain Dance 
On the bumper get the pussy then I dump her 
Took her to the Comfort Inn 
Tucked her in 
Pulled out the third leg pumped it in 
She said will you call me 
Yeah I'll call you a bitch or a hoe after I ball ya 
Naw I'm just playin but it's still the same 
Cause a nigga like Ice Cube is only out for one thang