I'm So Sick Of You - Weird Al Yankovic

You tell a joke and forget the punchline 
Why you always wastin' my time? 
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me 
Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty 
I don't know too many females 
Who make a habit of biting their toenails 
Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall 
Honey, just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl 
I'm sure we'd be happy together 
If only one little thing weren't true 
Oh baby, I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 
You drink the milk right from the carton 
What are you, in kindergarten? 
You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the air 
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair 
You don't have an ounce of class 
You're just one big pain in the neck 
How much more can I take now 
Give me a break now 
You even snore when you're wide awake now 
You tell all your friends we're the perfect couple 
Well, maybe you should get a clue 
'Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 
Baby, you're so nauseatin' 
I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 

And when you softly call my name 
It's like I'm listenin' to a squeaky chalk sound 
And when you look at me that special way 
It's hard for me to keep my lunch down 
And when you ask me what I'm thinkin', honey, usually I'm thinkin' 
How I'd really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape 
So I wouldn't have to listen to you asking me those stupid questions 
Over and over again 

Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh 
Gives me a throbbing migraine 
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) 
Until you came along, I never dated anyone this low on the food chain 
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you) 
You've got inhuman body odor 
You've got the hair of a boxing promoter 
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made of Jell-O 
You wake up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow 
I hate the way you crack your knuckles 
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too 
But mostly I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 
Really now, you're aggravatin' 
I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 
Not to mention irratatin' 
I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 
Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan 
I yi yi yi yi 
I'm so sick of you 

I'm so sick of you 
I'm so sick of you 
I'm so sick of you 
You make me sick 
I'm so sick of you, now....