I'm So Wasted - Adam Sandler featuring Rob Schneider
[Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, killer man." [Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure." [M2:] "I've never been higher." [Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out." [M2:] "Acid's great man." [Joe:] "It's the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?" [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man." [Joe:] "Whoa" [M2:] "It's got a vein in it." [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?" [M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man." [Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!" [M2:] "Look at my hand, man." [Joe:] "Yeah?" [M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving." [Joe:] "It's not?" [M2:] "It's still there, but it looks like it's moving." [Joe:] "Hey, yeah to you it is." [M2:] "I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, you must be flipping out." [M2:] "I'm flipping out off it." [Joe:] "Hallucinations, man." [M2:] "Acid..right." [Joe:] "Hey, I got some news fer ya." [M2:] "I'm seeing stuff, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, yer seeing stuff." [M2:] "RIght." [Joe:] "Well, that's what happens when you take acid, but you know what?" [M2:] "What man?" [Joe:] "Uhhh, that really wasn't acid. That was just a
Title: I'm So Wasted