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[00:01.24]I was born with a dick in my brain
[00:03.38]Yea fucked in the head
[00:04.65]My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
[00:07.19]'Til one night he snuck in and said
[00:08.82]"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
[00:11.98]"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
[00:14.53]"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
[00:16.98]Bust a nut, get some rest"
[00:18.16]The next day my mother said
[00:19.53]"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid
[00:22.07]The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
[00:24.17]He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead"
[00:26.55]"Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
[00:29.06]Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
[00:31.87]I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
[00:33.56]I'll bet he prolly just wants to see how upset you would get"
[00:36.66]"I'll go handle this of course unless you object"
[00:38.82]"Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head"
[00:41.39]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:43.83]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:46.35]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:48.74]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[00:51.58]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[00:53.73]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[00:56.22]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[00:58.84]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[01:01.00]"You get him? Naw, fucker tried to bite my face off
[01:03.78]I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
[01:06.07]Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fucking blades off
[01:08.43]Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
[01:10.73]Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
[01:13.22]Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
[01:15.82]Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
[01:18.39]That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong"
[01:20.81]"Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
[01:23.13]And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
[01:25.77]Then he took his pants, he took every fucking thing off
[01:28.25]Everything except his tank top and his training bra"
[01:30.42]Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
[01:33.02]Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
[01:35.58]Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
[01:37.79]Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along
[01:40.20]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:42.73]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:45.16]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:47.56]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[01:50.09]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[01:52.52]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[01:54.98]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[01:57.58]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[02:00.06]Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
[02:01.33]Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
[02:04.43]Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
[02:07.04]Burp belch and go back for a second helping
[02:09.47]Can you dig what I'm saying man? Can you smell me?
[02:11.95]I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
[02:14.39]Fuck a little puppy kick the puppy while he's yelping
[02:16.98]"Shady what the fuck you saying?" I don't know help me!
[02:19.33]What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
[02:22.06]Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
[02:24.30]No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
[02:26.77]I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
[02:29.38]I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
[02:31.51]She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
[02:34.37]But it was X and they called it pubic hair on Chelsey
[02:36.60]Well this is called Ass-Rape and we're shooting the Jail scene
[02:39.15]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:41.65]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:44.05]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:46.37]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
[02:49.07]If you could count the skeletons in my closet
[02:51.44]Under my bed and up under my faucet
[02:53.77]Then you would know I've completely lost it
[02:56.27]Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
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