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[00:01.16](Slajidi, turn me up)
[00:04.53]Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
[00:07.06]Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
[00:09.52]Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
[00:11.95]Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
[00:14.25]No makeup on?
[00:15.38]Bitch, you look like a man tonight
[00:16.87]Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
[00:19.06]I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
[00:21.57]Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
[00:24.16]In Chick-fil-A with the chicken
[00:26.22]This ain't no KFC but it's finger-lickin'
[00:28.51]My momma bought a house, it ain't got no kitche-e-en
[00:31.15]Why the fuck I'm always mopping?
[00:32.34]'Cause I stay slippin'
[00:33.58]I got glue on my hands, I got glue ha-a-a-ands
[00:35.75]Kick the fuck out a nigga like Jackie Cha-a-a-an
[00:38.19]This nigga never growing up, he Peter Pa-a-a-an
[00:40.72]Bitch, I feel like Goku, going Super Saiyan
[00:43.18]Man, I'll box a crippled nigga any day, I won't back down
[00:45.73]At the crib butt booty naked watching SmackDown
[00:48.18]My white friend said, "Nigger", he identify as black now
[00:50.45]My dick half-black and half-white, it's like a fat cow
[00:52.83]My granny told me she the number one plug, so I pulled hers
[00:55.47]Butt-naked at an NBA game, I'm watching Bulls Spurs
[00:57.67]I got a jacket for my cock and my balls made out of wool fur
[00:59.95]I got a PhD for swinging this cock, I went to school first
[01:02.96]Take a sick midget's pills and place the meds high (What?)
[01:05.26]No Hellcat, fart in my face and give me redeye (ppphhhh)
[01:07.55]Gotta confess this and just get it out my head
[01:09.96]I farted at a funeral and blamed it on the dead guy
[01:12.62]It was true, I watched his fart come out his basket
[01:14.79]He blamed the dead guy and then they wall went to the casket
[01:17.33]He was dead as shit, I don't really think he did it
[01:19.55]Then I looked back at Alex, he was on the table shitting
[01:22.24]They say, "How'd you know I was Dominican?"
[01:24.08]Those tight pants
[01:24.73]They say, "Wanna smash?"
[01:25.82]I'm exclusive to my right hand (huhu)
[01:27.04]They say, "Pray to God before you go to sleep at night, man" (ah)
[01:29.50]That's why a statue of myself is on the nightstand
[01:31.58]Feel like Craig, 'bout to hit Deebo with a brick
[01:33.67]It's Friday, so you know it's payday-ay-ay-ay-ay
[01:36.52]It's Friday, I'm trying to have it my way-ay-ay
[01:39.23]Because it's Friday-ay-ay-ay
[01:41.52]Bitch, I'm Jesus, I turn water into pee-pee
[01:44.01]Drunk as fuck, I was supposed to be the DD
[01:46.49]Man, I have beef with the people that make Reese's
[01:48.91]Rather get a mouthful of the crackhead's feces
[01:51.23]No makeup on?
[01:52.17]Bitch, you look like a man tonight
[01:53.75]Fuck toilet paper, I just spit on my hand and wipe
[01:56.12]I just beat up a cripple, he had no hands to fight
[01:58.52]Acted gay in Chick-fil-A and got banned for life
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