Itty Bitty Titties - David Allen Coe

We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys, some were the truth and some were lies. We were talking bout all them girls we known and how they love them big titties so. 

Well they looked at me and said well how bout you? I said boys them itty bitty titties will do, well they were laughing at me and calling me weird and I said boys, let me tell you bout them itty bitty titties. 

Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin learned about their titties in National Geographic, learned about mine in a Girl Scout tent, let me tell you how my education went. 


When she opened her blouse well I stared at aw cause I was in love with what I saw and though them titties may have lacked in size them titties were alive and right in front of my eyes. 

Yeah itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
I love itty bitty titties 

Well I still remember all the fun I had, that Girl Scout shoulda won a merit badge, I swore when I got back to the city I was gonna get some more of them itty bitty titties. 

Now itty bitty titties fit right in your mouth, you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels, itty bitty titties what I'm talking about. 

Yeah itty bitty titties. 
Itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
I love itty bitty titties 

Who else loves them itty bitty titties in here? 

Now itty bitty titties don't need no brazier cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere and when you get old they won't fall of your chest itty bitty titties are the very best.... 

And now I don't give a damn about Mrs. Dolly give me itty bitty titties and I'll get my jollies they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand, itty bitty titties are the joy of the land. 

That's right 

Yeah itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
Those itty bitty titties 
Itty bitty titties 
I love itty bitty titties 

Now every story has a moral to it