Jack~n~da~weedstalk - Danja Mowf

Uncle Danjaahhhh  could you read us a bedtime story? 
Pleeeeeeeease? 
Hahahah  alright 
Y'all shorties get into bed 
And I'll get the story book  knahmsayin? 
You all tucked in? 
(Yes  yes  yes we are) 
Here we go 

[Danja Mowf] 
Once upon a time  I went to an orgy with Georgie Porgie 
He hooked me up with Jill from the 'Ville 
I found my thrill  she wasn't on the pill 
Now Jack's in my grill frontin  who he gonna kill? 
Nigga chill, take these beans and a-walk (uh-huh) 
Plant em in New York and they'll grow into a weedstalk 
He asked me, "Was the chronic ?" 
I said, "Ask them three mice, them rodents STAY nice" 
Hush my nigga, don't say a word 
This, be the bomb if you ain't heard 
If this weed don't get you lit 
then we can just forget, the whole damn shhhhhh 
Now Jack's goin North like Ollie 
Good Golly, Miss Dolly My Baby 
Now it gets crazy, Jack got a ride with Bo Peep (uh-huh) 
in her Jeep, with Ba Ba, the Black Sheep 
Now up North Ba Ba's got pull 
He own a sess crop wit 'tree' bags full 
But now he's scheamin on the weedstore 
That's my word, I overheard, that nigga talk 
He said, "We'll be arrivin in New York soon 
I'm gonna take them beans like the dish jacked the bowl 
for a spoon - meet me on the ave about noon 
Right on the corner, and bring Big Jack Horner" 
Well Jack Horner got his OWN corner (yeah) 
His own avenue, crew, and a brand new crack shoe 
What could that old lady do? 
They got her kids servin bids 
all the rest servin rock on the block {*phone rings*} 
"It's a call on the horn Jack!" 
"Hey my man Simple Simon, what you wanna get high m