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[00:05.83]Met a girl, her name was Jade
[00:09.83]Cuts her nails with a razor blade
[00:13.38]Says she lives by no one's law
[00:17.26]Ran my pride through a big chainsaw
[00:21.52]Have you heard of D.B. Cooper?
[00:25.27]I got pulled over by an old state trooper
[00:29.12]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[00:33.06]She cut my face with a razor blade
[00:36.80]Yeah, I screamed out in fury
[00:41.97]Yeah, but my cries were not heard
[00:47.23]Yeah, the judge and the jury
[00:52.26]Yeah, they could offer no cure
[00:57.36]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[01:01.61]She got a brand new man and they got engaged
[01:06.09]The wedding's gon' be on a big green hill
[01:09.54]They hope it won't rain but it probably will
[01:13.83]The man, he was a football star
[01:18.08]He broke his knee, now he sells cars
[01:21.82]Only so much that words can do
[01:25.83]Love was blind, but they cured that, too
[01:29.64]You know, Gandhi has a son our age
[01:33.53]He said the freedom thing's just one big cage
[01:37.59]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[01:41.29]Her husband died, but she kept his name
[01:45.29]Yeah, she screamed out in fury
[01:50.56]Yeah, but her cries were not heard
[01:55.66]Yeah, her mom was so worried
[02:00.73]Yeah, but she could offer no cure
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[02:17.54]Boss man calls for a meeting at noon
[02:21.65]Big cigar in an oak board room
[02:25.22]We got an idea and we think it's great
[02:29.17]Said it was too much so we're gonna try eight
[02:33.18]Who made love to Scarlet Jo?
[02:36.70]And where the hell did Josh Hartnett go?
[02:41.04]I met a girl, her name was Jade
[02:44.80]Lived her whole damn life in a mascaraed
[02:48.77]Yeah, I screamed out in fury
[02:53.46]Yeah, but my cries were not heard
[02:58.47]Yeah, they said I'll never see 30
[03:04.97]Yeah, they could offer no cure
[03:10.03]I met a girl, her name was Jade
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[03:37.00]She cuts her nails with a razor blade
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