Jane - Barenaked Ladies

The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair 
Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there 
It wasn't long before I lived with her 
I sang her songs while she dyed my hair 

Jane... divided, but I can't decide which side I'm on 
Jane... decided only cowards stay, while traitors run 
Jane... Jane 

I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh 
She thought that I was making fun of her 
She made me feel I was fourteen again 
That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends 

Jane... doesn't think a man could ever be faithful 
Jane... isn't giving me a chance to be shameful 
Jane... Jane 

I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday 
That life could be better by being together 
Is what I cannot explain to Jane 

The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair 
Still dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there 
No promises as vague as heaven 
No Juliana next to my Evan 

Jane... desired by the people at her school and work 
Jane... is tired 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk 
Jane... Jane