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[00:18.04]P - hello hello, may I speak to the e?
[00:23.56]E - this is me... is this the doctor m.d.?
[00:26.22]Yo p it's kinda early, who's there laverner and shirley?
[00:28.92]Is it kate and allie, or some other girlie?
[00:31.63]Well anyway, yo p you know I'm lazy
[00:34.31]Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy
[00:37.07]P - excuse me, but I'm sorry e double
[00:39.72]It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
[00:42.43]Throw on your coat jump in your benz and come over
[00:44.23]E - why p?
[00:45.18]P - yo, I think jane is on my sofa
[00:47.85]E - what?
[00:47.99]P - last night I was all alone
[00:49.74]Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
[00:52.49]Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
[00:55.17]Maybe 10: 15, or maybe 10: 22
[00:57.88]E - where was i?
[00:58.78]P - I don't know, you wasn't there
[01:00.50]Threw on the link rolex watch and fresh gear
[01:03.23]I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
[01:05.97]Shifted out the door to the local disco
[01:08.66]E - where'd you go, not to that ran down pub
[01:11.36]P - hell no... I was coolin at a club
[01:14.11]It was spanish night, so I was drinkin molta
[01:15.94]Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
[01:18.62]Seen a fly girl, standin next to me
[01:21.37]So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
[01:24.61]She was def, body perfectly fit
[01:27.35]She was packin, a 300-e with the kit
[01:30.08]I said, kitten, how ya doin miss?
[01:32.73]I said, hello my name is parrish
[01:33.69]E - hi, my name is cris
[01:35.45]P - can I buy you a drink?
[01:36.36]E - yes
[01:37.21]P - what will it be?
[01:37.68]E - a martini and rossi, asi spumante.
[01:40.37]By the way is that your caadillac allante
[01:43.09]Parked outside right next to my monte
[01:45.71]Car? you can call it, my ex-husband bought it.
[01:48.40]P - put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it
[01:51.12]This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.
[01:53.99]We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad.
[01:56.66]We got to my house we walked through the door
[01:58.42]Threw on night and day by
[02:00.23]E - al. b sure
[02:02.05]P - she grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
[02:03.80]So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
[02:06.51]I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt
[02:09.24]Took off the g-strings and the v-neck skirt
[02:11.91]Put my eho up here
[02:13.74]E - yeah it's time to do work
[02:14.62]P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react
[02:17.37]I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat
[02:20.01]I bust a move... when it came to that
[02:22.73]But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack
[02:25.62]Started dpom it, then she called me the master
[02:28.33]E - you got bigger, better, stronger and much faster
[02:31.01]P - at first I laughed, as if it was a joke
[02:32.84]But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke
[02:35.58]I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be
[02:38.20]The j to the a to the n to the e
[02:41.08]E - yo p don't tell me it was jane you were douchin
[02:43.78]With the anita baker head
[02:45.55]P - nah more like whitney houston
[02:46.44]E - while the record's still playing to al b. sure's effect mode
[02:49.19]Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode
[02:51.84]Peace, I'm audi 5000
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