Jenny - Flight of the Conchords

Bret: Hello
Jermaine: Hi
Bret: Hello, man, sitting in the park
Jermaine: I just said "hi", woman in the park
Bret: How ya' doin'?
Jermaine: hmmmm, good, thanks.
Bret: You're looking good
Jermaine: Pardon?
Bret: I said "You're looking good"
Jermaine: Fair enough
Bret: Jenny
Jermaine: Pardon?
Bret: Jenny
Jermaine: No, I'm sorry. I think you've mistaken me for somebody else.
Bret: No, it's me. I'm Jenny. My name is Jenny
Jermaine: Ohhh, you are! Hahahahahahaha!
Bret: Hahahaha, yeah
Jermaine: Oh, uuuuh. What a hilarious misunderstanding! Nice to meet you Jenny.
Bret: Well, we've met before. Quite a few times actually.
Jermaine: Oh, yes. Of course we have. I meant it was nice to meet you the time that I met you. Where was it that we met that time when I met you when I met you?
Bret: At a party.
Jermaine: That's right! Wasn't it one of those boring work parties?
Bret: No.
Jermaine: ...That's why I said "wasn't it". It was the party of a mutual friend, was it, wasn't it, was it, wasn't it. Yeah...
Bret: Yes, it was.
Jermaine: I thought so. Oh Bobby's...
Bret: No
Jermaine: Doug's?
Bret: No
Jermaine: Deedall's
Bret: No
Jermaine: Maxwell's
Bret: No
Jermaine: Andy's?
Bret: Yes, Andy's.
Jermaine: Yeah! Andy's party! That's right. Ooooh, Andy knows how to throw a party, doesn't he Jenny?
Bret: Oh, yeah! I love Andy's parties!
Jermaine: I love Andy's parties! What crazy parties! How is that guy anyway?
Bret: She's good!
Jermaine: Hmm, yeah. Oh that's right. Andy hates when I forget that.
Bret: We watched a movie.
Jermaine: Yeeeeeah..... It was something like but not necessarily Schindler's list. We watched it and we wept.
Bret: It was Police Academy 4. We went for a walk.
Jermaine: On our feet if I remember correctly.
Bret: We walked to the top of the hill and ate sandwiches!
Jermaine: Oh, yeah we just grabbed a sandwich and put it in our mouthes. That is the only way to have sandwiches. Oh, Jenny. Tell me, do you still walk? Do you still get into sandwiches in a big way?
Bret: I still walk a lot but I'm not eating as many sandwiches as back then!
Jermaine: ....Uuhh...
Bret: Do you remember what we did up there, at the top of the hill?
Jermaine: Kind of...
Bret: We were standing at the look out.
Jermaine: I remember exactly what we did on the look out. We just looked, OUT! Cross the city on that little spot on the hilltop. Oh, it was so pretty way up there. We talked about how the lights on the buildings and cars seemed like reflections of the stars. That shone out so pretty and bright, that night.
Bret: It was daytime.
Jermaine: The daytime of the nights!
Bret: But do you remember what you said to me?
Jermaine: Not word for word, actually, Jenny. But I remember there were some verbs.
Bret: Well, you said meet me here in one year. You just needed some time to clear your head. And you seem to have done that.
Jermaine: Lalalalalalalala lalalalalalala
Bret: We have a child.
Jermaine: Pardon?
Bret: We have a child.
Jermaine: Why didn't you tell me, Jenny? Why didn't you tell me that day we went to the top of the hill and we made sweet, oh how we made such sweet, sweet sandwiches. Does it have my eyes, my ways with words, does it look like me at all?
Bret: No not at all, because we adopted him. I can't believe you don't remember, it was a very difficult process.
Jermaine: Ouhouhou, ehhhh. A-are you sure that was me, Jenny?
Bret: Yes, I'm pretty sure it was you, John.
Jermaine: ...I'm Brian...
Bret: Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
Jermaine: Oh don't worry, don't worry at all!
Bret: Oh this is terrible! Oh how embarrassing!

Jermaine: Oh don't worry Jenny, I'm actually kind of re-li-he-heved. That kind of thing just happens all the time. I just got one of those "faces" I suppose.
Bret: So does John. He's got one of those "faces" as well. hahahahahahahha
Jermaine:hah haha hahahah, yeah
Bret: haha, ha ha ha ha
Jermaine: ha haha ha ha