Jerk - Next

50 Cent- 
Next and 50 
(Uh-huh) 
Next and 50 
Next and 50 
Next and 50 

Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life 
Playboy November issue page three was my wife 
I ain't never had a problem with going for dough 
I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself 
I go up and down like a merry go round 
Visions of some...splash 
I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me 
After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me 

R.L.- 
I can imagine you're here 
In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah 
It's like your sexy moans I hear 
Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear 
I close my eyes and when you appear 
Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah 
Call in sick to work 
Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk 

(Chorus) 
Next- 
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl 
I keep on missin 
Got me fiendin' for the kitten 
I call but she don't listen 
I make the decision to handle my own business 
Back and forth with the rhythm 
Till I make the jizm 
I'm a jerk 

R.L.- 
I e-mailed you, tried the cell too 
Tried to contact you 
But I failed too 
Pants swelled too 
What should I do? 
Touch myself? 
When I thought about you 

50 Cent- 
Yo, yo at the end of the road 
Home sick than being sick of home 
I'd rather have a short to help me 
Then do it on my own 
Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick 
That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig? 
I play the block to get my work off 
D's come I murk off 
Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off 
Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies 
I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky 
I make it real easy for you to bop to this 
Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist 
New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit 
It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit 
Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips 
Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit 
Only a selected few can rock to this 
Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this? 

(Chorus) x2 

Loving me like me 
Especially when wife be acting funny 
Cause it don't need for no money 
And it can be so lovely 
Take your hand and aim to please 
Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees 
Take a towel and cover your jeans 
Move it back and forth till you see babies 

(Chorus) x2 

I'm a jerk, if your a jerk 
How do it work? 
Show me how you move it back and forth now baby 
For the guys and the girls 
Move it all around now work, oh yeah
Artist: Next
Title: Jerk