Jesus Was Way Cool - King Missle

Jesus was way cool 
Everybody liked Jesus 
Everybody wanted to hang out with him 
Anything he wanted to do, he did 
He turned water into wine,
And if he had wanted to,
He could have turned wheat into marijuana,
Sugar into cocaine,
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines 
He walked on the water and swam on the land 
He would tell these stories and people would listen 
He was really cool 
If you were blind, or lame,
You just went up to Jesus*
And he would put his hands on you and you would be healed 
That's so cool 

He could have played guitar better than Hendrix 
He could have told the future 
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world 
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretsky 
He could have danced better than Barishnikof 
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of 

Jesus told people to eat his body and drink his blood 
That's so cool Jesus was so cool 
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was,
So they killed him 
But then he rose from the dead!
He rose from the dead,
Danced around and went up to heaven 
I mean, that's so cool 
Jesus was way cool 
No wonder there are so many Christians