Jingle Bombs - Achmed The Dead Terrorist

[With Jeff Dunham]
Dashing through the sand
With a  bomb strapped to my back
I have  a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got  through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got  shot in the ass by the U.S. military
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle  bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me 
Jingle bombs, jingle  bombs your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head
I used to be a  man, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
My bombing  days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would  be much safer as a convenient store night clerk,
Ooo, Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got  screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I keel  you