Johnny - New Power Generation (N.P.G.)

We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (Alright, I love it) 
But first off, before we get 2 the band 
We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny young man, uh 
(Look at that dog, man, give me one of them) 
Jimmy Joe go'n bring out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} 
Jimmy, come on out here and give us some jokes 
(Naw, get him off the stage) 

OK, well hold on, oh, uh, uh (Come on, man) 
What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (Who cares?) 
(Get your white ass off the stage!) 
(I paid 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) 
Oh, oh, OK, I'll, I... (Sit down) 

(N.P.G.! N.P.G.! N.P.G.! ...) {crowd chants} 
OK, well, ladies and gentlemen 
U didn't like my jokes 
I'm gonna introduce a wonderful band 2 U (Bring on the band) 
They're the hottest thing I know [nowadays] 
The N.P.G.! {crowd cheers} 

That's right, we're the only band 2 bring it 2 U live 
After rockin' the house 4 3 straight hours, huh 
N.P.G., we're gonna wreck in ‘93 (Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Yeah!) 
(I said Glam Slam, are U ready?) (Hell yeah!) 

Ooh, this is nice 
Yeah, I told U we would get good seats 
U didn't get good seats at the restaurant 
Well, well, U don't never trust nobody 
Shut up bald head motherfucker 
Sit, sit down here, I'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit down 
Go on, go on, stay, I came 2 see Tony anyway 

Fellas, fellas, throw that shit down, kick something I can sing 
Yeah, now U ... (That's what I'm talkin' about) 
U guys got some tootsie pops in here? 
(Yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, Johnny in the house) 
U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm, alright 

Glam Slam granny with the hot pants on (Where she at?) (Hey, over here) 
Give me good lovin' till after dawn 
Johnny got a hat cuz he don't trust pills (Goldnigga) 
(Cuz we damn skippy right) 
And if U don't love me then your sister will (Gold) 

Now let me hear U sing damn it! 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times} 
Come on 
We gonna freak 2 the... 
(1 2, tell me what 2 do) 
(3 4, I'm about 2 score) 
Everybody (5 6, suck up on this) 
Johnny, drop it! 

Tell me, tell me, tell me what am I suppose 2 do 
I never had another granny look like U 
Every time I see U, girl, my Johnny get hard 
Harder than the handle on the rake in my yard 
Harder than the brownstone brick on my house 
If I ever, ever, ever get U into my mouth (Yeah) 
I'll drink U like a 40 in an alcoholic's hand 
Baby, can't U understand? 

I'm only fantasizing cuz your love is tantalizing 
And it's got me burning rubber in my pants 
But I don't wanna do U till I spend the time 2 school U 
On the fine art of romance 
U got 2 know how 2 make love 2 me, below and above me 
In the back of my BMW "Z" 
The bang bang boogie, U will give it 2 me 
Cuz Johnny will make U dance (Can we bring it up?) 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times} 
Give it up 
Everybody 
We're gettin' sleazy 

Shake it (Hot damn!) 
Yeah, hit it fellas 
Goldniggaz, this is funky 
Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a second 
What, U out? 
Yeah 
U out? I'm out 

Mind if I join ya? 
Aren't U supposed 2 be up there singin'? 
Yeah 
Where's Prince? 
What do U mean "Where's Prince?" 
I thought he was gonna sing 2night 
Ah, ain't that a bitch? 
Come on, wait, come here 
Tony, where is he? 

Levi (In the house) 
Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who drop somethin'? 
(Bobby Brown) 
Bring it on (Bring it on) 
(Morris, where U at?) 
Time 2 school (Stop AIDS) 
Yo Tommy, yo Tommy, what U here 4, man? 

Sweet keys 
(Play that motor scooter) 
Say what? (Don't be a fool) 
I don't know, I think we need a little self check 
(Saxophone, saxophone) 
Ah, what your background? (Damn!) 
That ain't workin', man 
What U think we need? 
Kathy J. (Ah yeah) 
See, that gonna straighten me right out 
That just straight... that just straightens me right out (Ooh) 

N.P.G. (in the motherfuckin' house) {x3} 
N.P.G. (That's how we rollin') 

{crowd noise} 
(Get a clap goin') {repeat} 

Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) 
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I grip it?) 
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Can I, can I, can I?) 
Get a grip, Tone, get a grip (Just 4 the ladies) (Holy Jesus) 
Hey baby, what U doin'? 

I would like 2 introduce 2 U 
What's your name, baby? 
Chicanes 
Chicanes? 

Yo, grippin' the mic is like grippin' necks 
But I only grip necks when a brother's on the B-side of some safe sex 
That means the A-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (Oh) 
Ooh, yeah ha 
But enough about my propers 
Brothers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy 
And God, I've been blessed with just enough 2 get the job done 
Check it just like Ford (What?) - "Quality is job one" 
2 get a grip, U need a handle, not a breaker 1 2 
2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much scandal 
See, things got funny when I made my money 
Why brothers got jelly when pockets get fat? 
Their pockets equal fly honeys 
An equation that just don't figure 
Cuz Tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the butt of a gold digger 
(So what U sayin'?) 
U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this honey dip (Honey dip) 
Check it, get a grip 

Oh Tony, that was great 
No no, serious shit, man, that was great 
I'm telling U, believe me when I say 
That this is just... this is rap at its finest 
Yes, I'm tellin' U, U know 
(Who is this dude, man? Go on, get outta the way) 
Alright, I just wanna... 
(Get outta here!) 

Johnny needs a Jim (Jimmy needs a job) {x3} 
Johnny needs a Jim (Yo, let me borrow a couple of those) 
Take a few packs Tone 
I ain't goin out like that, U know what I'm sayin'? 
Who got the ‘lactics? (Gots 2 be protected) 
Who got the ‘lactics? (Ain't go'n rain on me!) 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 times} 
Pick it up 
Everybody 

Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter 
Feelin' funky funky fine 
Feelin' funky funky fine in my deuce and a quarter 
Feelin' funky funky fine 

In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine 
And we're rockin' that stupid shit 
Well, well (Well, well, well) 

U know Lord, it's really hard being the best band in the world 
And uh, we'd really like 2 thank U right now 4 all U done 
And the New Power Generation would like 2 say "Amen" 

In my deuce and a quarter feelin funky funky fine 
And we're rockin' that stupid shit 
W - W - WNPG (Rollin' at ‘cha) 
Comin' 2 U directly (Ha ha ha) (Come one) (Goldnigga) 
From Paisley (Put your shit up while U sleep) 

(Gold) Goldnigga 

We out 
We try that one more time? (Yeah) 

Bring on number 1, bring on number 2, bring on the N.P.G. {repeat 4 times} 
Bring on number 1, bring on number 2 

Now we out