Jump My Bone - E-40

(Voicebox: Wow  wow  wow  wow ooh jump my bone) 
Chorus: 
I hope we can all get alone tonight 
I'm tryin' to take me somethin' home tonight 
Lay on my back talk on my phone and get my head lay on 
Then after that she gon' jump my bone (2x) 
Gets tweeded up in the club niggas in the parking lot 
? ? paper bitches from different cities 
And I'm tryin' to stick my ding a ling 
between one of these super badass bitches 
"Say ho, oh, you don't want me to talk to you like that?" 
She say, "Oh I got your whole precise nigga, I don't even listen to 
rap" 
I said, "How you know a motherfucker rap?" She say, "Ain't you 
40-water? 
I read an article on you while I was up under the dryin' net 
magazine double XL" (XXL) 
I heard that, okay what's crackaleezie what's the heezie deezie? 
Why you try to act like you was God's gift to the world 
a few minutes of heezie leezie? 
All my dentures gathered around to take a look 
at this bankded beauty Dolly Parton gluteus maximus 
Ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty (booty), 
straight Centerfold Suzette 
I'm in the mix (I'm in the mix) check it out 
I'm in the mix like a blender 
Stay right down the street from Paul from the Diamond Center 
I used to cut grass for a livin' 
But now I count cash for a livin' (beotch, BEOTCH!) 
Chorus: 
Now, there was a cool little old fuck 
Smoked a little broccelius then we stopped by the burrito truck 
Stuck, man this shit here's crazy 
I'm in a Ford, Fix Or Repair Daily 
Old school antique lifters tickin' 
with a gas leak radiator off the heater reads 
I'm in a desperate need of some antifreeze 
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit w