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[00:04.18]Give it a sec for the pain to start
[00:06.07]This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart
[00:08.92]They thought they saw the worst verse
[00:10.32]From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
[00:13.27]Once they get to know us people dig us
[00:14.86]Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas
[00:17.04]Inventor of the more demented flow, nobody doubt it
[00:19.56]Just go for it, if you bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy
[00:22.41]Whatever's clever, the master fold
[00:24.26]Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, know
[00:26.68]If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
[00:28.46]The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
[00:31.45]Have no fear, the ninja here
[00:33.23]Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer
[00:35.64]When it's on loco head gon' lay low
[00:37.80]And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso
[00:40.38]If you say so lace the whole case load
[00:42.34]They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
[00:44.89]He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
[00:46.83]His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
[00:49.18]Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
[00:51.21]And keep more cash then a stash in a peso
[00:53.76]Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
[00:55.95]Tie 'em up in the crib and leave the place hollow
[00:58.76]Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
[01:00.33]So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
[01:02.85]Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
[01:04.93]Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking "truce, truce"
[01:07.72]Today on intense wreck week
[01:09.55]We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
[01:12.01]It's all part of my mental techniques
[01:14.01]Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
[01:16.31]Train the same brain to a insane train of thought
[01:18.52]On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
[01:20.84]Charge cash for a autograph
[01:22.99]Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass
[01:25.78]See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
[01:27.77]Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene
[01:30.25]Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
[01:32.20]For his own side wrecks with no known side effects
[01:34.93]Before you press charges use your noodle
[01:36.84]So what when he grab the mic he scratch your cute cuticles
[01:39.26]Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
[01:41.19]It would be often rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
[01:43.78]Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
[01:45.70]From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
[01:48.19]Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
[01:50.16]Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
[01:52.64](Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
[01:55.09]Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
[01:57.69]Maintain and say it, don't spray it
[01:59.34]You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
[02:01.70]If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
[02:03.96]I'll have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds
[02:06.39]When I was broker than a broke dick dog
[02:08.27]I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
[02:11.19]When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
[02:12.94]I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
[02:15.61]One, two, microphone checker
[02:17.31]First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
[02:20.39]This is back when he was like crib age
[02:22.21]When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage
[02:24.73]Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
[02:27.20]Jump off the stage like, yee haw
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[02:47.74]We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say Aye
[02:58.06]Aye!
[02:59.71]Oh, no
[03:01.02]DOOM, is master of the world
[03:05.92]We must hurry
[03:07.25]Wait! If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it.
[03:12.03]Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown
[03:15.17]I-I have spent my life
[03:17.40]Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped
[03:23.20]I fear you're right, my friend
[03:27.35]The President of the United States is on the phone
[03:30.49]Mr. President, you're at the mercy of your deadliest enemy
[03:35.89]It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The United States does not barter with terrorists
[03:43.15]You never learn, do you?
[03:46.94]Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They'll help
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