L.a.s.m. - Black Sheep

I.B. - Interview Bitch 
B.S. - When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are 
M.L. - Mista Lawnge 
Dres - Who else? 
(Yo-Yo: "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out.") 
I.B. - Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against 
Sexist Motherfuckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep. You both 
are from New York right? 
B.S. - Ah. That's true. New York. That's true. Yo. 
I.B. - You supposedly met in North Carolina? 
B.S. - Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea. 
I.B. - So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New 
York and North Carolina? 
B.S. - Trees and building. Trees and buildings. 
Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down 
there. Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I'm saying. 
B.S. - Tractors and rakes. 
I.B. - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you? 
Dres - Next question please. 
I.B. - Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes. 
Why is that? 
Dres - Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey. 
Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped the -ney. 
B.S. - Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right. 
I.B. - Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your 
grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl) 
M.L. - Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I'm saying. 
That's my point. 
I.B. - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing? 
M.L. - Could we talk about that some other time. 
I.B. - But the people want to know. 
M.L. - Not right now. 
I.B. - But, but. 
M.L. - Look, I said later man. 
I.B. - I can dig it. 
M.L. - I'll bet she can... ho knows all of my business. 
I.B. - Ho