Ladies of the World - Flight of the Conchords

[J:]
Oh oh
I just wanna, I just wanna

[B:]
Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World

[J:]
Oh yes

[B:]
Just wanna do somethin' special

[J:]
Ah

[B:]
For all the Ladies in the world

[J:]
Is that possible?

[B:]
And the girls
Don't forget them girls

[J:]
Caribbean

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Parisian

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Bolivian

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Namibian

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Eastern Indochinian

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Republic of Dominican

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Amphibian

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Presbyterian

[B:]
(Ladies)

[J:]
Outta' sight

[B:]
Amazin' ladies

[J:]
Late night

[B:]
Hard workin' ladies

[J:]
Erudite

[B:]
Brainy ladies

[J:]
Hermaphrodite

[B:]
Lady-man-ladies

[J:]
Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you

[B & J:]
All the ladies in the world
I wanna' get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do

[B & J:]
If every soldier in the world
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be

[B & J:]
Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets

[J:]
Oh oh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?

[B:]
I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Brety

[J:]
I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all

[B & J:]
All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girl

[J:]
All the old ladies
All the clean ladies

[B & J:]
All the ladies, in the world

[J:]
All the crazy ladies