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[00:00.95][Intro]
[00:01.81]{You're on the air, hello}
[00:02.77]Area, Area 51
[00:03.61]{Were you an employee or are you now?}
[00:05.46]Uh I, a former employee {former employee}
[00:09.08]I was let go on a medical discharge about a week ago
[00:12.69]Umm Dave, I don't know where to start
[00:14.47]They're uh, uhh... they're gonna, um
[00:17.10]They'll triangulate on this position really really soon
[00:20.83]I landed in the forest in a '94 Taurus
[00:23.51]Two thousand light years from my planet Lars Horris
[00:26.21]Came dizzy out the craft, head spinning, legs akimbo
[00:28.08]MC phoned home but couldn't get a signal
[00:30.70]Lost on Earth with a broken hovercraft
[00:32.56]A head full of raps, and a super rough draft
[00:34.35]Of a Reason 4.0 beat that I couldn't finish
[00:37.05]Quit it for a minute, still in the game to win it
[00:39.75]Your brother knows me, he saw me on the news
[00:41.58]The FBI is sweating, the cults all say it's true
[00:44.32]Before I landed in your city and I started melting faces
[00:46.12]I was up on Cygnus, working on my spaceship
[00:48.83]Earth is not my home but I guess I'll stay
[00:50.68]I really couldn't find a Martian sublet anyway
[00:53.43]Back with a ginormous space laser on my back
[00:55.20]With my finger on the trigger, city setting set to flat
[00:57.92][Chorus]
[00:58.83]I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[01:02.48]But I'm all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[01:06.97]I came to smash houses and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[01:11.55]Now this block's been demolished so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[01:16.09]You don't know me from Adam, Xenu or Bender
[01:18.74]E.T. or Weezy or Roger, remember
[01:20.57]Just like a giant octopus I got for your esophagus
[01:23.26]I've kicked it with Egyptians and I've chilled in a sarcophagus
[01:25.05]Stonehenge, Roswell, the Aztecs, the Mayans
[01:27.73]Crop circles, cattle mutilations, Easter Island
[01:29.55]That was me (HOLLA!) But I don't regret it
[01:32.24]They sold a lot of tabloids now it's out because I said it
[01:34.00]Don't let it get to you, because I ate your goldfish
[01:36.86]Cause I burned your house down, took your cat and sold it
[01:38.67]This is hardcore alien hip-hop
[01:41.31]Goin on 10 years, not about to stop
[01:43.18]Watch the Milky Way collapse like a Carl Sagan nightmare
[01:45.95]Stephen Hawking's texting me I'm floating like Buzz Lightyear
[01:47.71]To infinity, beyond and back, bought the t-shirt
[01:50.43]Got Wall-E in my rearview telling me his knees hurt
[01:53.11]What?! No we didn't have sex!
[01:54.97]Wall-E's a robot so we can't have sex!
[01:56.89][Chorus]
[01:57.79]I came to meet Jodi and make "Contact" (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[02:02.29]But SETI crashed my Mac, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[02:05.82]I came to rep the Bay, and kick it with The Pack (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[02:10.34]But space men aren't hyphy, so Lars attacks! (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[02:14.98][Radio show nutjob]
[02:15.85]Umm, okay, well what we're thinking of
[02:20.34]As as aliens are, there, uhh, there extra-dimension beings
[02:27.50]That an earlier precursor of the space program made contact with
[02:34.89]Uhh, they they are not what they claim to be
[02:39.32]Uhh, they have infiltrated a lot of uhh, uhh
[02:43.88]Uh a lot of aspects of of the military establishment
[02:49.35]Particularly the Area 51, uhh
[02:50.22]The disasters that are coming, they, ah uhhh
[02:56.51]The militar - uhh, I'm sorry
[02:58.32]The government knows about them
[02:59.29]And, there's a lot of safe areas in this world that
[03:05.57]They could begin, moving the population to, NOW
[03:10.05][Chorus]
[03:10.94]I came to chew gum and I came to kick raps (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[03:14.61]But I'm all out of gum so now Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[03:19.15]I came to smash cities and I came to rock tracks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[03:23.60]Godzilla's on vacation, so Lars attacks (LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[03:28.18][Outro: repeat 2X]
[03:29.06](LARS ATTACKS)
[03:33.58](LARS ATTACKS, LARS ATTACKS)
[03:39.94]Lars attacks, ha ha ha HAHAHAHA
[03:53.48]Run for cover
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