Last Time - Ike Reilly

Last time I couldn't make you come 
Last time you didn't fake me out 
Last time I got a little bit wasted 
But this time I don't think you'll mind 
'Cause I'm funny: 
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A Jew, a black, a paddy, and a queer 
Were riding in a seaplane before it disappeared 
Who goes to Hell and who goes surfing? 
Who's gonna be a meal for the urchins now? 
It's going down 
It's going down 
It's going down 
It's going down. 
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Last time I had dinner with the racists 
Last time I just fell asleep 
Last time I got a little bit wasted 
And dreamed of a plane crashing into the sea. 
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Well, if I go down in a plane, I'll go to Hell 
But I'll leave all my shit to my friends in a will 
You can have my Crown Vic and you can have my debt 
You can have my weakness and my regret 
Sweetheart take your dumptruck memories and 
Bury them in the cold, cold ground 
I've come back for some dead man's loving 
You'll need to come, I'll need to throttle down 
It's going down 
It's going down 
It's going down 
It's going down. 
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Last time I couldn't make you come 
Last time you didn't fake me out 
Last time I got a little bit wasted 
But this time I don't think you'll mind 
'Cause I'm funny 
Yeah, I'm funny 
Yeah, I'm funny 
Yeah, I'm funny. 
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Last time I ate dinner with the racists 
Last time I just fell asleep 
Last time I got a little bit wasted 
And dreamed of a plane crashing into the sea 
Last time I couldn't make you come 
Last time you didn't fake me out 
Last time I got a little bit wasted 
But this time I don't think you'll mind. 
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Salesmen and racists and football stars 
All hanging out at the hotel bar 
Telling those jokes, clearing their throats 
Drinking their dinner and smoking my dope 
Well, I will smile and I'll backslap 
Laugh at those jokes a