Lazy Boy Dash - Jimmie's Chicken Shack

I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
Don't get me started
Don't get me started again

Son you better get up
You better get up while can

I make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
I start out slow but I lean back 
And pull you under it
They say the competition lags 
Behind precision wasting
Don't need a rear view
I know it's my smoke they are tasting

Damn another tragic jam
I know I'm s'posed to use my brake
So on the gas I slam

You better get up
You better get up while you can

Employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
Don't need no luck 
We aim to suck 
Just for the fun of it
They say you can't be kind 
So don't you bother wasting
Your precious energy is victory 
For they're tasting

I said damn another crack pot scam
I thought that things were going great
Now that I'm on the lamb
Damn another bunt grand slam
I think it's time to celebrate
Now that we rule the land

Son better get up while you can
I'm a lazy boy
There's no doubt about it
Might take a miracle
To get me started
I'm a miracle
There's no doubt about it
Might take a lazy girl
To get me started
Don't get me started again
Don't get me started
Son you better get up
You better get up while you can